During last night’s surfing, I ran across this resume that was written up by Kelly Kramer. I can’t seem to find Ms. Kramer’s website through all of the blog entries at the top of the list. Here’s a bit of a sample:

Accomplishments as president:

• Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
• Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
• First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
• Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips than any other president in US history.
• In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their job.